Dating Older Women- 10 Reasons Why Men Do It

cougar
[koo-ger]

noun, plural cougars (especially collectively) cougar.

1. Also called mountain                                                                                                                        lion, panther, puma. a large, tawny cat, Felisconcolor, of North and South  America: now greatly reduced in number and endangered in some areas.
2. Informal. an older woman who seeks sexual relationships with much younger  men

I believe I speak for the majority of men when I say that at some point in our lives, we've all had that tendency or the urge to date an older woman. It might seem absurd or weird, but its a perfectly normal occurrence. These days,finding a lot of young men dating women ten tears older than they are isn't an uncommon sight; Cougars they call these older women. They're everywhere and are literally leaving paw marks all over! For one thing they're just cats- big-ass pussies on the prowl, and you just can't help but wonder what's so damned special about them.

As a growing teen, I secretly admired Markus' mum. That woman was simply hot! Back in the day, I had greatly misinterpreted this feeling as I had been accustomed to view it as a taboo- I know better today however. The tendency for a young individual to feel sexually attracted to an older person is a perfectly normal occurrence. History is filled with instances of the Younger Male-Older Female relationship. Khadijah, the wife of the prophet Mohamed was a cougar. Mohamed was 15 years younger than she was so technically, she qualifies as a cougar. Another classic example is Elizabeth I (Queen Of England) who although was never married, never seemed to lack the camaraderie of romance. Her last beau was the 26 year old Duke of Anjou and Alencon. Elizabeth I was 48 at the time.

So to our question: why do men date older women? There is a plethora of explanations as to why this phenomenon occurs . The most naive of them all being that cougars (most of whom are well-off) tend to cater for all expenses. Although true, dating an older woman for her estate is  immature and connotes nothing but lack of self-worth so guys please be advised. More often than not however, a cougar will decide to pay for accrued expenses and lavish wads on her partner (pun intended). They do this not just because they probably enjoy spending lavishly, but because footing the bill in a fancy restaurant tells who's boss. Thus a cougar might succumb to her partner as is expected of a woman but subconsciously (if not consciously) she dominates. She's the dominatrix.

Why then do men date older women? Find out in the following 10 reasons: 

#10 They're independent. Cougars believe in self-dependency so you don't have worry about some nagging bxtch.

#9 They're more mature; too mature if you ask Ted Allan... but as he would say: "Ah well... fvck it!".

#8 They break the ice. They know what they want and go for what they want. A cougar's forwardness leaves you with little worry over executing the perfect pick-up situation. A mere 'hi' should suffice.

#7 You don't have to worry about expensive gifts. She knows that your finances probably suck and she'll gladly pick up the tab any day.

#6 You learn more in a week with a cougar than you will with a younger woman. She won't only help you better your game, but she'll give you valuable insight to the world of love and life.

#5 The sex is better. Experience is the better teacher after all, if not the best.

#4 A cougar makes a better trophy babe. Who wouldn't want to show up at a party with a sexy cougar purring at their side?

#3 She wont go prowling about your Facebook because she has a life of her own (This is me telling you crazy bxtches to leave your boyfriends' Facebook alone! Dammit!).

#2 You don't worry about getting her pregnant. She's probably too old to conceive anyway. 

#1 The sex REALLY is better.